Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust
That particular disappointment of the more literate-than-average child upon discovering that “gaol” is just pronounced “jail”
some salads are amazing and then other salads feel like you're stuck in purgatory just eating leaves forever
oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch
Pride needs more fun activities that you can enjoy while drinking or sober. There should be ring toss booths and ski ball and other carnival type stuff.
Pride already has such a fun county fair energy we should lean into that


